Divisions

[Jelena]

07 Nov 2009, Stockholm, Sweden

Was it snow or was it rain that was falling on Stockholm this morning? The opinions were divided.

The results of today’s online survey conducted by “Times of Sweden” showed that the majority of those who experienced rain were also pro invasion of Norway, with the main aim of moving the responsibility for giving The Nobel Peace Prize "to Sweden, where it belongs".

According to the Zero Personal Privacy Law, “Times of Sweden” provided the government with all the IP addresses of the survey participants.

Your obsessive-compulsive survey-filling reporter hopes that she won't be behind bars the next time you hear from her.

[alisa rynay haller]

well it's a good thing my passport got lost in Mexico, wouldn't want to cover Swedish prisons!

[CJT]

ahahaha! Ed, didn't I see you in that prison over there, oh yeah... they forced us to leave together!

[Jelena]

They did not let Ed out, Kawf, they had to force him to leave the prison.

The official report states that Ed refused to leave without three months' notice. The other prison clients supported his decision and refused to attend the gym and play billiards until Ed's requests were accepted.

After further negotiations, Ed agreed to leave in exchange for an undisclosed sum and a life long supply of pickled herring.

His departure left everyone in tears. The prison clients waved him goodbye, while singing "End Of the Road". He is greatly missed there, especially in the prison knitting circle. Many members of the circle expressed their belief he will be back quite soon. They are waiting.

[KAWFEEEE!]

My only gripe, Deano, is that they let you out.

Hi Jel, glad you made it. It's a fun newspaper to work for, and promotions are fast. I just got promoted to a position under alysa. Less pay, but I'm told better benefits.

[Edward Dean]

Swedish jails aren't so bad Jelena.
They serve pickled herring every day!
I spent a year there last week.

[Evonne Caddy]

Well, you managed to make me smile! Congratulations.